These days, with fish sticks turning dudes into twigs, and cool kids thinking one day grease is the king, it was time we started this website. Not just to chat shit without chumps in the comment section shrugging their shoulders but to also, one day, sell shit to chumps who would otherwise be in the comments section. If Trash employ is for a wastie bwy then filling these pixels with enough sound and vision should be a small feat.

We like writing songs that remind us of being kids and we like playing ripped shows to remind you too.

Russ x